CertifiedDelinquents
Scouting Report
CertifiedDelinquents lives in the land of 'fine.' 171.8 projected FP/G is a playoff team on paper. Paper doesn't win you anything, Cobbzz. The whole operation runs through Victor Wembanyama (39.6 proj FP/G). Weak link: RJ Barrett at 22.0 proj FP/G is starting for this team. Starting. On purpose. Average roster age: 29.4. This isn't a fantasy team, it's a pension fund, and LeBron James (41) is the chairman of the board.
Cobbzz came to the draft with a plan, and it worked. Annoyingly. Opened at pick 3 with Victor Wembanyama (ADP 1.3). Best value: Jalen Suggs at #138 vs an ADP of 98.7. Reach of the day: RJ Barrett at #87 (ADP 100.3). He was going to be there later, champ. Drafted starting six projects to 171.8 FP/G.
Roster
| Player | Proj FP/G 2026 | FP/G 2025 | GP 2025 | ADP |
|---|---|---|---|---|
PG Dylan HarperPG/SG · SAS | 23.0 | 17.2 | 69 | 69.5 |
SG RJ BarrettPF/SF/SG · TOR | 22.0 | 23.8 | 57 | 100.3 |
SF Kawhi LeonardSF/SG · TOR | 29.8 | 33.7 | 65 | 43.3 |
PF LeBron JamesPF/PG/SF · PHI | 27.0 | 30.0 | 60 | 54.3 |
C Victor WembanyamaC · SAS | 39.6 | 39.9 | 64 | 1.3 |
UTIL Stephen Curry DTDPG · GSW | 30.2 | 30.3 | 43 | 24.8 |
BN Isaiah HartensteinC · OKC | 22.0 | 22.8 | 47 | 87.2 |
BN Jalen SuggsPG · ORL | 21.6 | 22.4 | 57 | 98.7 |
BN Mikal BridgesPF/SF/SG · NYK | 20.7 | 22.2 | 82 | 74.1 |
BN Kyshawn GeorgeSF/SG · WAS | 20.2 | 22.5 | 48 | 106.8 |
BN Klay ThompsonPF/SF/SG · MIA | 12.0 | 14.8 | 69 | 152.7 |
Slots show the projected best legal six (not necessarily the lineup set in Sleeper). FP/G computed from Sleeper stats/projections with league scoring.
Schedule
- Wk 1
I'm so Cooked🤡—
- Wk 2
TLINNN—
- Wk 3
Tingus Pingus—
- Wk 4
JA Rule — - Wk 5
Melo Fanclub— - Wk 6
LA Swishers— - Wk 7
P Will Breakout SZN—
- Wk 8
Team SaucyySpider217—
- Wk 9
Cade Cunn in her— - Wk 10
JPMcGuire34—
- Wk 11
Keper4—
- Wk 12
Straight belt—
- Wk 13
Wiz kids 🧙♂️—
- Wk 14
- Wk 15
- Wk 16
- Wk 17JA Rule —
- Wk 18Melo Fanclub—
- Wk 19LA Swishers—
- Wk 20
- Wk 21
Moves
See all →No moves. Set it and forget it, apparently.
Draft Class
See all →- Victor WembanyamaR1 · #3ADP 1.3
- Stephen CurryR2 · #26ADP 24.8
- Kawhi LeonardR3 · #31ADP 43.3
- LeBron JamesR4 · #54ADP 54.3
- Dylan HarperR5 · #59ADP 69.5
- Mikal BridgesR6 · #82ADP 74.1
- RJ BarrettR7 · #87ADP 100.3
- Isaiah HartensteinR8 · #110ADP 87.2
- Kyshawn GeorgeR9 · #115ADP 106.8
- Jalen SuggsR10 · #138ADP 98.7
- Klay ThompsonR11 · #143ADP 152.7